151 Pass, 113 Fail: My Linux Box Gets a Reality Check
Same evening, different layer of the stack. 🥱➡️🤓 After the kube-bench post I got a very reasonable…
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Back From Sweden, Straight Into a CIS Benchmark Rabbit Hole
🇸🇪 I’m back from Sweden. Tan: nonexistent (it’s Sweden). Mosquito bite count: illegal. Motivation to touch my…
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22,666 Requests, 74 Humans: Counting Real Visitors Without a Tracker
Every blog owner eventually asks the same question: does anybody actually read this thing? The honest answer…
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Measure First, Optimize Second: Chasing a 1.5 MB Page (and Why the Database Was Innocent)
My blog felt heavy. The homepage weighed in around 1.5 MB and my first instinct was the usual…
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Teaching My Blog to Sniff Its Own Uploads: ClamAV on WordPress (and Proving It Actually Barks)
A WordPress uploads folder is supposed to hold your holiday photos and the occasional PDF. It is…
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